I saw this shelf in Books-a-Million the other day and wept silent, happy tears.

valentinapoole said: Hello! To the anon (and you :) that bee gif set is from the show Parks and Recreation. I hope you have a great day/night :)))

Hi! Thanks so much for answering! :)

Anonymous said: I believe that's Parks and Rec. (Re: the bees gif)

Thanks! Bee anon, this anon has the answer.

Apparently everybody but me knows about this show. Lol. *under a rock I tell you

Anonymous said: That gif you just posted with the bees. What show is that?

literaryinclination:

ifyougaveagirlabook:

I have no idea! I reblogged it because I thought it was cute and funny.

Sorry! I can try to google it!

It’s Parks and Recreation, Amy Poehler’s show.

This too! Lol

ANON THAT ASKED ABOUT THE BEES GIF I HAVE YOUR ANSWER! :D

I went to the original source of the post and the blogger had tagged the show. It was Parks and Recreation.

Anonymous said: That gif you just posted with the bees. What show is that?

I have no idea! I reblogged it because I thought it was cute and funny.

Sorry! I can try to google it!

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ifyougaveagirlabook said: You're stranded in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Well, you've got Frank Sinatra with you (alive) as well. No oars, but you dig into your pocket and pull out a kazoo. How do you get back to shore? (You basically only have that kazoo and Frank).

iscahmckrae:

booksandhotchocolate:

Oh good. At least he’s alive. How creepy is it if he was dead? 

I will play the kazoo while I make Frank Sinatra sing at the top of his lungs to attract ships or whatever. Don’t know how effective that will be but it will be entertaining for sure. 

hm…a boat wasn’t listed among the assets…so will this be singing/kazoo playing while treading water?

Oh woops, I kinda just assumed they’d be in a boat, but you’re right, no vessel was mentioned xD so yup, bobbing up and down in the middle of the ocean while singing and playing the kazoo hahhaa

Anonymous said: Could you explain the Unwind book (series?) a little more? It sounds interesting, but I'm still not sure what it's about.

booksandhotchocolate:

Unwind seemed to get the most attention from that list (which almost 700 notes. WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE REBLOGGING THAT? I wrote that at 1am and mostly as a joke. I don’t understand) since it’s the least known. hmm…

Unwind is a sci-fi/dystopian book series where there had been a war after people fought over abortion and all those related issues. No one was happy with either side so the solution was that nobody could abort/terminate a pregnancy BUT from age 13-18, parents have the option to “unwind” the teen - sort of retroactive abortion - meaning the kids would get almost all (like 99% because nothing is wasted) of their body parts harvested and given to those who need and can afford it. Parents can do it because the teen is unuruly, or they can’t afford to feed another kid or whatever reason they want (See addition below). The logic behind unwinding is that no one technically dies, that they just live on as parts of a whole in the other person’s body - like they can still have some sort of consciousness or muscle memory or something like that. 

also in unwind that they have this thing called “storking” where mothers (or parents) who can’t/don’t want to raise a child to thirteen leave their babies on other people’s doorsteps in hopes they’ll take the kid in. sometimes babies will get passed around several times. it’s very illegal and done in the dead of night, of course. i really liked that concept because it’s an interesting solution to the whole issue of people not wanting to raise a child to thirteen

It’s twisted and really interesting. 

Read this, y’all. It’s so good. SO. Good.

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

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cshpoetry:

7/8/14

New poetry blog here guys, check her out

cshpoetry:

7/8/14

New poetry blog here guys, check her out

tastefullyoffensive:

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books by someecards [via]

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Oh my god the fourth one

CHILDHOOD RUINER LOLOL